Looks like the year that was supposed to end humanity ended up as a bigger failure than the Metallica gig in Gurgaon.
Anyway, here are some random yet unforgettable pictures from 2012 which I happened to find on my phone. Some are scandalous, some are pretty and some will scar you for life – either ways it’s purely for the fun of it.
Pictures of some of my closest peeps are here and If I offend you in any way, I’m not sorry at all. In fact, OFFENCE(cause saying “no offence” is too mainstream lately). *shimmies backwards in swag*
Let’s(<—– note the difference between ‘lets’ and ‘let’s’ you grammatically challenged douche bags) begin with the pic that got me laughing so hard that I almost spilled my beer which I was illegally drinking on the road in public in Bandra.
1. Morning Glory
This is not an illusion, this is the ACTUAL name of a building in Bandra, Mumbai. The architect was probably at the peak of innocence when he decided to name the building after what makes a man feel hard waking up in the morning(<— pun here, get it get it? Now go ahead and say cheeeeeee).
I salute you dude. How many people have the balls to troll a hundred people who were looking for a high value property to live in, in a prime area of Mumbai and quietly name the building Morning Glory. I mean I would love to tell the whole world I live in Morning Glory. Sounds so manly.
2. A Homely Red Light District
- This was the one element of Paranormal Activity which could possibly have made the movie scary.
- This is that one light bulb shade your parents always warned you about.
- This is the mind of a rapist when he has a bright ‘idea’.
No seriously, how many of you guys would actually use this as a night lamp in your room. I will admit, this was clicked in my house and thankfully it doesn’t exist anymore because I wasn’t planning on summoning satan anytime soon – why would I want him to exit my body in the first place?
Don’t stare at it for too long, lest you feel your soul escaping…
3. Go Home Jesuwin, You’re drunk
This is one of those don’t ask, don’t tell scenarios. We just gently observe this ecstatic creature from a safe distance as it performs it’s mating call(<— how many of you’ll noticed the misuse of “it’s” here, huh? huh? IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ‘ITS’ YOU GRAMMATICALLY CHALLENGED DOUCHE BAGS :))
No but seriously, even the dude wit the kid standing behind staring at Mr. Jesuwin Thilak here is mesmerized and in a trance amd what seems to be like he’s slowly lifting his shirt. Don’t look now mota but I think your mating call just BACK-fired.(hahahahahha best pun of the year!! No? Ok).
4. Ignorance Is Bliss
Happiest little cutie ever! Her name is Chelsea. I managed to get her on top of the parapet along the stairs of the food court in my university. You can see the explosion of happiness in her tail which couldn’t stop moving cause she probably had a sense of achievement for making it all the way up there.
Bitches love the top of the world feelin’.
Little did Miss Chelsea know that there were two security guards heading right her way armed with dangerous whistles that could potentially deafen every living organism for miles. OHMAIGAWD.
5. Big Things Come In Small Packages (ewww)
Meet Tito, Tittles, Titilesh, Tits, Thathagatha, Thagadathatha, Thaitakataka, Thatha Ghosh.
Tito is small. Just like the word ‘Tito’.
Tito is always a hit among the ladies(don’t deny it yo ;)) Tito also likes to have awkward plate tectonics on his pants when secretly smiling at something on his blackberry.
We still love Tito ^_^ Also, Bagchi’s size 5 shoes is bigger than Tito’s face. Yes.
6. A Wild Bagchi Appeared.
A wild bagchi appeared. It used fart.
Bagchi likes to drive around on Tito’s Harley. What a gangsta. No mudguard and shiz. Pro fellow.
Note: Bagchi also likes to make the ACP Pradyuman fuck-face :D MUST-MAKE-THIS-AN-EMOTICON-FOR-WHATSAPP!
7. True Colours
Don’t laugh. We’ve all done this before… Haven’t we? HAVEN’T WE?
The whole weight of Mr. Rastogi’s inner desires are hanging on his shoulder ^_^
Look around the pic bro, no one is surprised :D
8. Ramesh And Suresh – The First.
SO MANY QUESTIONS! SO MANY CAPTIONS!!
- That awkward moment when…
- Two referees walked into a bar…
- Two fatties got run over by a truck… They survived with just tire marks.
- Big, smaller, smallest…
- Their last combined step put those symmetric cracks on the footpath…
Anyway, meet Aravindh and Aditya. Happiest fuckers and mosh managers of VIT. :D
Sure we all coordinate clothes and never admit. Sure it’s always a ‘coincidence’.
9. Doggie Tantrums
How often do you get to see a dog throw tantrums? Even better, how often do you get to capture a pic of a dog throwing tantrums?
Meet Monga Iyengaar (Yes, my blood brother). Monga is fat and lazy. He refuses to go down for a walk. Monga chooses to walk around the house because he thinks it’s the logical thing to do.
Monga also has a sense of suspicion which is very apparent on his face. Friggin poser. And they say dogs are trusting…
10. Monkey Business
Here we have our forefather taking a nice nap on my friend Denver’s car (Sorry Shashank :P).
Even Animal Planet can’t capture stuff like this. Only in Mumbai will you get to see such exotic wildlife and animal behavior.
Clearly he passed out after the Christmas Eve party. Just. Like. Me.
11. Sunset and its undying beauty
This is a picture of dusk captured at Juhu Beach in Mumbai. Clearly everyone was just awe-struck by nature’s beauty.
Not a soul caring about their priorities for those few moments when the sun was slowly fading away and falling to envelope the sky gently with darkness.
Except for that one guy squatting on the left side of the picture – he was stubbing his cigarette out…
12. Good evening, ladiesssss….
I just HAD to cheat here and put up a pic from 2013. Nothing and I mean nothing can beat this.
Even Russell Brand’s bare ass cannot be as dashing as this sexually overflowing beast here.
If you do see this guy, call the cops… and probably homeland security – just to be safe.
Clearly, he makes things REALLY wet.
I love the guys in the blog pics here showed little to no support and much of their hesitation when their pics were being taken – some of whom weren’t even aware :D
No dogs, monkeys or bears were hurt in the making of this blog post. All pics were clicked by me.
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